#AuthorsCafe Close to Booking New Author
Leakey, TX (#ANN) -- #AuthorsCafe, a chat channel on the Undernet IRC Network, has announced it is close to booking a well-known author for an April interview in its channel. The name of the author was not disclosed.

   If the unnamed author is booked, this will mark the fifth such interview in the channel's short history.

   When asked about the identity of the author, the Channel Manager, Emeric, replied, "No comment." Reporters, obviously deaf or plainly stupid, kept asking the question repeatedly. Mr. Emeric made no further reply as he tried to find his way through the sea of determined reporters.